Some Funny and Inspirational Quotes

·         If something is not happening for you, it doesn't mean it's never going to happen. It means you're not ready for it.

·         “Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. “

·         “REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS FOR A REASON.”

·          “The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.”

·          "Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

·          “ It's okay to get angry with God. He can take it. “

·          “If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. “

Funny Quotes:

·          "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. " - ByLana Turner 

·          "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed."

·         "If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."  – By Aristotle Onassis 

·         "If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way."

·          "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."  - By Mark Twain 

·          "Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them."  - By P. J. O'Rourke  

·         "There are three ways to spread news: telegram, television, and tellawoman"

·         "Why do only 60% of women go to heaven…because if they all went it would be hell"

·        " No gentleman ever discusses any relationship with a lady." - ByKeith Miller 

·       "  It is very difficult to tell a woman where you’re planning to go..Cos it’s difficult to answer the rest.. WHERE?. WHEN? and FOR WHAT PURPOSE?. And then comes the worst “I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN?”